Tape Sleeper

During my senior year in high school, I was part of a Drama class that had been there for four years straight. On the very last day of class, I did something rather stupid of me. While sitting on stage in a circle, I got the strangest urge to peel stage tape off the floor and stick it to my face. Then I got the urge to take a little nap. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t wake up again until class was over and by that time, the tape adhesive had stuck hard enough that my face was sticky for the rest of the day.

Now that you’ve been blessed with the wisdom of my memoirs, you can see why I feel the comfort in never having been like this guy:



I have been redeemed.