Friday, July 25, 2008

"Cracked" Nails It

Cracked.com, the online humor website run by some brilliant comic minds that Mel Brooks would probably refer to as “Stand-up Philosophers,” is a humor site that I’ve become acquainted with recently for the obvious reason: they make me laugh. Much of the time, they are funny, they do their research, they post articles of interest. They blog with writing that many other blogs probably aspire to being. But one of their articles I didn’t find very funny at all. In fact, I found it rather depressing. How you could title something “7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable” and make it the opposite of depressing 100% of the time?

Mostly, the article addresses the Internet culture and why it’s consolidating, why we need more criticism and less insults, why people need more friends... but author David Wong really nails it reason #6: We’re victims of the Outrage Machine

A whole lot of the people still reading this are saying, "Of course I'm depressed! People are starving! America has turned into Nazi Germany! My parents watch retarded television shows and talk about them for hours afterward! People are dying in meaningless wars all over the world!"

But how did we wind up with a more negative view of the world than our parents? Or grandparents? Back then, people didn't live as long and babies died more often. Diseases were more common. In those days, if your buddy moved away the only way to communicate was with pen and paper and a stamp. We have Iraq, but our parents had Vietnam (which killed 50 times more people) and their parents had World War 2 (which killed 1,000 times as many). Some of your grandparents grew up at a time when nobody had air conditioning. All of their parents grew up without it.

We are physically better off today in every possible way in which such things can be measured ... but you sure as hell wouldn't know that if you're getting your news online.

Why?

Well, ask yourself: If some music site posts an article called, "Fall Out Boy is a Fine Band" and on the same day posts another one called, "Fall Out Boy is the Shittiest Fucking Band of the Last 100 Years, Say Experts," which do you think will get the most traffic? The second one wins in a blowout. Outrage manufactures word-of-mouth.
The news blogs many of you read? The people running them know the same thing. Every site is in a dogfight for traffic (even if they don't run ads, they still measure their success by the size of their audience) and so they carefully pick through the wires for the most inflammatory story possible. The other blogs start echoing the same story from the same point of view. If you want, you can surf all day and never swim out of the warm, stagnant waters of the "aren't those bastards evil" pool.

Only in that climate could those silly 9/11 conspiracy theories come about (saying the Bush administration and the FDNY blew up the towers, and that the planes were holograms). To hear these people talk, every opposing politician is Hitler, and every election is the freaking apocalypse. All because it keeps you reading.

This wasn't as much a problem in the old days, of course. Some of us remember having only three channels on TV. That's right. Three. We're talking about the '80s here. So there was something unifying in the way we all sat down to watch the same news, all of it coming from the same point of view. Even if the point of view was retarded and wrong, even if some stories went criminally unreported, we at least all shared it.

That's over. There effectively
is no "mass media" any more so, where before we disagreed because we saw the same news and interpreted it differently, now we disagree because we're seeing completely different freaking news. When we can't even agree on the basic facts, the differences become irreconcilable. That constant feeling of being at bitter odds with the rest of the world brings with it a tension that just builds and builds.

We humans used to have lots of natural ways to release that kind of angst.

How did we get to a place in our cultural evolution where the next generation is full of whiny teenagers who want to be Goth because they think the problems they have are the end of the world and the only way to discuss politics and religion online is to end with telling people at least a hundred variations of “Go to Hell?” This is why I’ve stopped hanging out on Instant Messenger programs so much and invested in hanging out with real people more often.

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