What Yo Mama Don't Know

Just got this in my e-mail. Silly stuff.

HILLBILLY LOVE POEM

Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy 'bout it all
she told her pappy so
Pappy told her, Susie gal
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know
but Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
and planned to marry Will
but after telling Pappy this
he said, there's trouble still.
You can't marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother,
but Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, my child,
just do what makes yo' happy
marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy