Hey Hey Hey, We’re bad at this!
Let me give you some back story here. I love Scooby Doo, I hated the movie, I love Garfield, I hated the movie, I thought Inspector Gadget was cool, the movie sucked worse than an Oreck vaccuum… I could go on and on about how bad Hollywood is when it comes to taking a perfectly good kids show and turning it into a live action movie. Except for “The Flintstones.” That was actually good. And maybe “George of the Jungle,” but I never saw the cartoon.
Anyhow, let me get to the point. I never liked Fat Albert nor did I ever see an episode of the show. Although I couldn’t go through life not having seen the advertisements for the full “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” collection on DVD.
But now, I see this:
http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=fatalbert
Hollywood can’t even get it right when it comes to cartoons that I don’t like. No offense to Bill Cosby or anyone else, but they got it wrong here too. Kenan Thompson, who I used to enjoy when I first saw him in “Good Burger” alongside his longtime comic partner Kel Mitchell, is the last person I’d choose to play Fat Albert… If I ever did a Fat Albert movie myself, that is. He’s just too short! And he apparently can’t keep the voice either!
Hollywood, if any of you morons are reading this, heed my warning: I won’t see it in the theatre, I’m not seeing it on video and I won’t even bother getting a hot copy. Next time you decide to make a movie based on a popular kids show, even if it was only popular 20-30 years ago, you need to either hire the people who worked on the show or the fans who obviously know the material better than you do.
Anyhow, let me get to the point. I never liked Fat Albert nor did I ever see an episode of the show. Although I couldn’t go through life not having seen the advertisements for the full “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” collection on DVD.
But now, I see this:
http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=fatalbert
Hollywood can’t even get it right when it comes to cartoons that I don’t like. No offense to Bill Cosby or anyone else, but they got it wrong here too. Kenan Thompson, who I used to enjoy when I first saw him in “Good Burger” alongside his longtime comic partner Kel Mitchell, is the last person I’d choose to play Fat Albert… If I ever did a Fat Albert movie myself, that is. He’s just too short! And he apparently can’t keep the voice either!
Hollywood, if any of you morons are reading this, heed my warning: I won’t see it in the theatre, I’m not seeing it on video and I won’t even bother getting a hot copy. Next time you decide to make a movie based on a popular kids show, even if it was only popular 20-30 years ago, you need to either hire the people who worked on the show or the fans who obviously know the material better than you do.
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