Friday, August 24, 2007

Death of a Magazine

When I saw this news item, I couldn’t help but blog on it immediately:

NEW YORK (AdAge.com) -- Disney Publishing Worldwide is giving the ax to Disney Adventures magazine, the company said. The November issue will be the publication's final. Disney Publishing attributed its decision to an effort to better focus resources and maximize long-term growth potential through new magazine and book initiatives.

The demise of Disney Adventures, which was introduced for tweens in 1990, closely follows the end of fellow child soldier Nick Jr., which MTV Networks closed with the April issue. It isn't clear that there's any particular exodus of children from magazines, but proliferating competition and rising costs are knocking out big magazines at a fairly regular clip these days; adults for their part have lost Premiere, Jane, Life and Child so far this year.


Disney Adventures, which still maintained paid circulation above 1 million, ran 97.9 ad pages in the first half of the year, up 4.5% over first-half 2006, according to the Publishers Information Bureau. The magazine's ad pages, however, had declined 3.9% in 2006 as a whole.

Let me tell you all a little story. When I was a wee lad of about eight or night summers, I started subscribing to this magazine. I still remember the first issue I got with the front cover featuring Tim Allen dressed as his character Tim Taylor from “Home Improvement” alongside Disney cartoon character Pete, dressed as a carpenter accordingly. The magazine blew me away, flipping through it’s pages, reading the different stories and news items they had regarding upcoming movies and TV shows, interesting historical info, Weird Yet True facts, but most of all, a Comix Zone featuring comics based on all the awesome cartoon shows Disney had in their “Disney Afternoon” line-up followed by a section on upcoming video games systems and their accompanying games.

The magazine was absolutely golden. It was the perfect magazine for any kid who loved Disney. I’d get a new issue and immediately open up to the comics and once I was done, check out the rest of the stories. But over the years, the death of “Disney Afternoon” meant a decline in the quality of the comics of “Disney Adventures.” They replaced all their usual comics with ones that they’d invented themselves that had no taste, no laughs and no sense. They continued running comic adaptations of the great Disney animated movies of the 90s, but when they next started running comics based on the “One Saturday Morning Lineup,” I realized that I was not in high school and reading the comics in the magazine was starting to make me feel older.

Other signs of the magazine’s change would manifest themselves in the other sections of the magazine. The video game and technology stuff became geared towards little to nothing that grabbed my interest. The rest of the magazine would run articles on shows and movies I wound up hating, such as “The X-Files” and “Batman and Robin.” When I realized that it was a magazine that sold itself out to movie companies to hype up all the movies in that age group no matter how bad they were, that was a major revelation for me. And their hyping of “The New Nightmare,” which was definitely the worst movie of the “Nightmare on Elm Street” series, was not only in bad taste but something about hyping a rated R horror movie in a magazine aimed at kids 7-12 is just wrong.

Nonetheless, I made the decision in high school to stop subscribing to the magazine and started subscribing to “Sonic the Hedgehog” comics instead, which I still subscribe to as it holds appeal to even older fans. It was rather difficult to give up, but “Disney Adventures” as it was, was only a shadow of it’s former greatness. In the following years, I’d occasionally pick up a an issue on the rack at Safeway while I waited in line, only to watch the magazine decline further hyping even more bad movies per issue, only now the Comix Zone had to rerun good comics from before just to save itself.

The death of this magazine will be something of mourning to me, because of the long lasting effect it had on my childhood, but it’s death is past overdue. R.I.P., “Disney Adventures.” And may the children that you so gladly entertain convert to better magazines as their saving grace.

By the way, completely off topic here, but I thought I might lighten things up here by including a picture of a certain gorgeous Disney redhead mermaid. Only it may not be what you’d expect. Guess what Disney movie is becoming a Broadway musical in a short while? Yup, you guessed it.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

One Small Step

This post won’t be terrifically lengthy. I just want to announce that “Gangster’s Guilt,” the movie that has made my summer most busy, is officially wrapped and off to Sundance to be considered among thousands of eligible entries. This is a big thing for me not because I directed the movie (because I didn’t, I mostly did the editing and crew) but that we actually have something here that’s worthy to send off the Sundance.

Thank you Jesus.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Yeh Hum Naheen

Get ready for the latest phenomenon in worldly pop music. In a world where violent atrocities are commited by people who call themselves Muslims working in the name of Allah by blowing innocent people up, it’s good to remember that they only occupy a small minority of the worldwide Muslim population. On the other hand, there are these guys:



I’m looking for this song online, as we speak.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Oh My God, I Can’t Believe It

She’ll never get that far away from home:

Lily Allen today vowed to do everything she can to overturn a ban by U.S. authorities who have stripped her of her work visa.

The singer was "shocked" after being searched and questioned by Los Angeles custom officers for five hours on Sunday night following her arrest and subsequent caution in London last March for assaulting a photographer.

Her tour of the States in September is now in doubt because she will be unable to perform without a work visa.

Lily, 22, had flown from Australia to LA for the MTV video music awards nominations party today and film a music video with rapper Kanye West.

Her spokesperson said: "Lily doesn't know why it happened, she is quite shocked, but her LA schedule carries on as planned.

"She's due back in the UK at the end of the week to continue work on her second album, and we're sure all this will be sorted out in time for her American tour.

I know that anyone who attacks a photographer for being there should be punished somehow, but forbidding them to travel in their line of work, especially when Lily Allen is just getting started in America, is not a good move. I do hope she gets this overturned soon.

P.S. If you don’t get the joke in the title, check out the music video:

Getting Jiggy With It

Time for the random fact of the day: music soothes the savage beast AND gets them in the moody for some frisky business. Take sharks for instance:

They might have a reputation as being fearsome killing machines but scientists have discovered that even the ocean's ultimate predator appreciates a decent tune.

A new study by German scientists has discovered that playing certain music to sharks gets them in the mood for mating.

Five Sea Life aquariums in Germany took part in a project to try and encourage their sharks to mate after a worrying reduction in the number of shark offspring.

Now after four weeks and two hours a day of different songs being beamed int othe aquarium the novel approach has had, erm, a positive effect on the shark's libido.

"We tried everything else and it didn't work, so we tried a new approach," said a spokesperson for the aquariums.

And what songs, pray tell, make sharks want to get it on? Let’s see here:

The top five songs to put sharks in a romantic mood were:

1. Salt'n Pepa -Push It

2. Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On
3. James Last - Traumschiff (German version of Love Boat)
4. Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
5. Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry

Justin Timberlake should use this idea for his next big hit music video.

Thank God

In a country where it’s illegal to own a bible and the Chinese government doesn’t need a reason to knock down a Christian church, the power of God is at work:

Ten thousand Chinese become Christians each day, according to a stunning report by the National Catholic Reporter's veteran correspondent John Allen, and 200 million Chinese may comprise the world's largest concentration of Christians by mid-century, and the largest missionary force in history. [1] If you read a single news article about China this year, make sure it is this one.

I suspect that even the most enthusiastic accounts err on the downside, and that Christianity will have become a Sino-centric religion two generations from now. China may be for the 21st century what Europe was during the 8th-11th centuries, and America has been during the past 200 years: the natural ground for mass evangelization. If this occurs, the world will change beyond our capacity to recognize it. Islam might defeat the western Europeans, simply by replacing their diminishing numbers with immigrants, but it will crumble beneath the challenge from the East.

In order to understand some of the wording in this article, I had to look up Sino-centric just to see what it means. And according to reference.com

Sinocentrism is any ethnocentric perspective that regards China to be central or unique relative to other countries. In pre-modern times, this took the form of viewing China as the only civilization in the world, and foreign nations or ethnic groups as "barbarians". In modern times, this can take the form of according China significance or supremacy at the cost of other nations.

In other words, Christianity would become the major religion of Asia. The Chinese government would have to overthrow their own godless regime and China would be a safe place for anyone Christian. Hopefully, it would be a safe place for anyone period.