Great Idea

Here's an e-mail I just got today:

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and
expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in
the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter
an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we
now have a seat available on flight number..."