Monday, April 24, 2006

Trash Day

I’m writing this particular blog as partly to organize my thoughts for my Art class final project and to inform the world about Marin County. Recently, I decided to understand the mindset of modern artist Robert Rauschenberg, a man who seems to love junk so much that he’s made a career of using it for modern art mess…I mean, masterpieces. Given that I take the typical attitude of trash being trash, I wonder how this guy could possibly do this for a career. Gluing trash together isn’t exactly my idea of a rewarding career.

So I started today, collecting trash for my project. To create my trash sculpture, I decided to get a trash bag and collect not only my trash, but trash I came across on my usual bike path. I thought it would take me weeks to gather up enough trash, which is why I started off this early. But after one day I ended up with a whopping huge bag of trash, enough to make a sculpture. I went about doing it this way because I absolutely despise seeing people’s trash whenever I ride. I could write a musical number about how beautiful Marin County is and how I can’t understand why people throw their trash out the window all the time.

My usual 40 minute ride now took me nearly 2 hours as I gathered up enough trash along the freeway. I stuck my hands into sticker bushes to get the trash I needed. I got cuts all over my hands doing so. I find it amazing that with the political atmosphere of Marin, we have so much trash around here. Folks, this is a problem. When I was in grade school, I knew better than to do this. We got about half a million educational videos shown to us explaining why littering is evil. So tell me: How is it that the lesson hasn’t sunk in even when people are at college level?

Honestly, people. Get with the program. Your planet depends on it.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Dada Poetry

Warning: Do not attempt to make any sense of this.

First stodgy action complicated
Hearts and minds

The states finaces
Sleepwalking
Doctors names unnecessarily
Improving sex lives

Cloaked phantom wings dissecting
Impotence

A cultural turning point collapsed
And females forgotten

The U.S. strives to identify star power
And Afghanistan’s fierce and taxing
Salaries

The pope calls for vengeful troubled Rein
For all it’s emotional debt of
And escape of Wachowski

What Yo Mama Don't Know

Just got this in my e-mail. Silly stuff.

HILLBILLY LOVE POEM

Susie Lee done fell in love
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy 'bout it all
she told her pappy so
Pappy told her, Susie gal
you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know
but Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
and planned to marry Will
but after telling Pappy this
he said, there's trouble still.
You can't marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother,
but Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, my child,
just do what makes yo' happy
marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Happy Easter!

How does this God-loving Christian like to celebrate the day of the resurrection of our Lord Jesus? By killin' da wabbits.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0406/easterbunnystew.html

Funny Stuff.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The First Annual Banter Awards

At least that’s what I’ve decided to call this since I haven’t been able to think of a better title. I’m assuming that by now, anyone who’s wanted to respond to the e-mail I sent out has already done so, so I’ll post some of the most interesting responses I’ve gotten, all of which will remain anonymous.

First up is my personal favorite. In my arrogance of sending this message to everyone in my e-mail list, I sent it to a number of Yahoo groups that have nothing to do with Politics. In doing so, I’d broken an obvious rule: Don’t get off topic in a Yahoo group or message board…Ever. Needless to say, the message got rejected properly by a number of them, but the only message someone actually took the time to type back to me instead of letting the machine do it was from the webmaster of the Yahoo Kimba Group.

For those of you unfamiliar with Kimba, it was a classic anime series from the 1960’s of a white lion who ruled Africa. And yeah, obviously, Disney borrowed a buttload of elements from this series for “The Lion King,” but I still think both are great. Kimba had a message to it that said to me that we should work towards togetherness, peacefulness, and if any factions actually threaten to destroy you and your kingdom, it’s OK to kick some ass:

“My friend taught me that it’s OK to fight against injustice.” Kimba, Episode 2

In my own way, I still consider this one of the many reasons as to why we went to war in Iraq and why I still justify our doing so. But I just broke the rules and sent them a political e-mail. So I thought, “Oh well. The show’s got a pretty conservative theme to it. Maybe the webmaster will understand, right?” Wrong! This is the e-mail I got back from the webmaster:

“This kind of bullshit is expressly forbidden on this group, and you were notified as such when you joined. Try it one more time and you will be banned.”

Ooof, that was harsh. So I sent him back an e-mail:

“My apologies. I didn’t mean to notify groups of this. This was an accident.”
Hist response: “My apologies for the brusque e-mail I sent. It’s beena really bad week for me.”

Problem solved.

Next up is a brief e-mail I got from some guy I haven’t e-mailed in over a year and I don’t even recognize the name, so I’m guessing I e-mailed this guy once before for something and never e-mailed him again until now. His is short and sweet:

“What the crap?”

And the last e-mail was from a former partner of mine who, last I checked, said he was apolitical. Therefore, his response is just as inconclusive as ever:

“WHOA DUDE!”

The other responses I got were fine. I sent the e-mail to some of my teachers at College of Marin thinking I could get some good quality arguments that way (Or at least a few more lashings from my film class teacher to boast about) but no such luck. Anyhow, anyone reading this blog is free to post their comments on this blog and let me know which one was your favorite so I can post a winner.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Failure is not an option

I just got this incredibly long e-mail from my uncle detailling a very important perspective to consider considering the Iraq war. I thought I might post it here for your reading pleasure. Oh, and I'll be keeping an eye out for people who want to say hateful things to me about sending it to everyone in my e-mail:

Regardless of how you feel about our involvement in Iraq, the following posted by a California lawyer presents an interesting perspective which is worthwhile to consider. A good lesson in history.

A California Lawyer's Perspective on the Iraq War

Raymond S. Kraft

Sixty-three years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe and hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat, and had sunk more than four hundred British ships in their convoys between England and America for food and war materials.Bushido Japan had overrun most of Asia, beginning in 1928, killing millions of civilians throughout China, and impressing millions more as slave labor.

The US was in an isolationist, pacifist mood, and most Americans and Congress wanted nothing to do with the European war or the Asian war.
Then along came Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941 and in outrage Congress unanimously declared war on Japan, and the following day on Germany, which had not attacked us. It was a dicey thing. We had few allies.

France was not an ally (Are they ever? General Patton once said, "I'd rather have a battalion of Germans in front of me, than a battalion of French behind me!") the Vichy government of France aligned with its German occupiers. Germany was not an ally, it was an enemy, and Hitler intended to set up a Thousand Year Reich in Europe. Japan was not an ally, it was intent on owning and controlling all of Asia. Japan and Germany had long-term ideas of invading Canada and Mexico, and then the United States over the north and south borders, after they had settled control of Asia and Europe.

America's allies then were England, Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Australia, and Russia, and that was about it. There were no other countries of any size or military significance with the will and ability to contribute much or anything to the effort to defeat Hitler's Germany and Japan, and prevent the global dominance of Nazism. And we had to send millions of tons of arms, munitions, and war supplies to Russia, England, and the Canadians, Aussie's, Irish, and Scots, because none of them could produce all they needed for themselves.

All of Europe, from Norway to Italy, except Russia in the east, was already under the Nazi heel.

America was not prepared for war. America had stood down most of its military after WWI and throughout the depression, at the outbreak of WWII there were army units training with broomsticks over their shoulders because they didn't have guns, and cars with "tank" painted on the doors because they didn't have tanks. And a big chunk of our navy had just been sunk and damaged at Pearl Harbor.

Britain had already gone bankrupt, saved only by the donation of $600 million in gold bullion in the Bank of England that was the property of Belgium and was given by Belgium to England to carry on the war when Belgium was overrun by Hitler. (Actually, Belgium surrendered in one day, because it was unable to oppose the German invasion, and the Germans bombed Brussels into rubble the next day anyway just to prove they could.) Britain had been holding out for two years already in the face of staggering shipping losses and the near-decimation of its air force in the Battle of Britain, and was saved from being overrun by Germany only because Hitler made the mistake of thinking the Brit's were a relatively minor threat that could be dealt with later and turning his attention to Russia, at a time when England was on the verge of collapse in the late summer of 1940.

Russia saved America's ass by putting up a desperate fight for two years until the US got geared up to begin hammering away at Germany. Russia lost something like 24 million people (24 MILLION) in the sieges of Stalingrad and Moscow, 90% of them from cold and starvation, mostly civilians, but also more than a million soldiers. More than a million. Had Russia surrendered then, Hitler would have been able to focus his entire campaign against the Brit's, then America, and the Nazis would have won that war.

Had Hitler not made that mistake and invaded England in 1940 or 1941, instead, there would have been no England for the US and the Brit's to use as a staging ground to prepare an assault on Nazi Europe, England would not have been able to run its North African campaign to help take a little pressure off Russia while America geared up for battle, and today Europe would very probably be run by the Nazis, the Third Reich. Isolated and without any allies (not even the Brit's), the US would very probably have had to cede Asia to the Japanese, who were basically Nazis by another name and the world we live in today would be very different and much worse. I say this to illustrate that turning points in history are often dicey things. AND we are at another one.

There is a very dangerous minority in Islam that either has, or wants and may soon have, the ability to deliver small nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons, almost anywhere in the world, unless they are prevented from doing so.

France, Germany, and Russia, have been selling them weapons technology as recently as 2002, as have North Korea, Syria, and Pakistan, paid for with billions of dollars Saddam Hussein skimmed from the "Oil For Food" program administered by the UN with the complicity of Kofi Annan and his son.

The Jihadi's, the militant Muslims, are basically Nazis in Kaffiyahs - they believe that Islam, a radically conservative (definitely not liberal!) form of Wahhabi Islam, should own and control the Middle East first, then Europe, then the world, and that all who do not bow to Allah should be killed, enslaved, or subjugated. They want to finish the Holocaust, destroy Israel and purge the world of Jews. This is what they say.
There is also a civil war raging in the Middle East - for the most part not a hot war, but a war of ideas. Islam is having its Inquisition and its Reformation today, but it is not yet known which will win - the Inquisition, or the Reformation.

If the Inquisition wins, then the Wahhabis, the Jihadi's, will control the Middle East, and the OPEC oil, and the US, European, and Asian economies, the techno-industrial economies, will be at the mercy of OPEC - not an OPEC dominated by the well-educated and rational Saudis of today, but an OPEC dominated by the Jihadi's.

You want gas in your car? You want heating oil next winter? You want jobs? You want the dollar to be worth anything? You better hope the Jihad, the Muslim Inquisition, loses, and the Islamic Reformation wins.
If the Reformation movement wins, that is, the moderate Muslims who believe that Islam can respect and tolerate other religions, and live in peace with the rest of the world, and move out of the 10th century into the 21st, then the troubles in the Middle East will eventually fade away, and a moderate and prosperous Middle East will emerge.

We have to help the Reformation win, and to do that we have to fight the Inquisition, i.e., the Wahhabi movement, Al Qaeda and other Islamic terrorist movements. We have to do it somewhere. We cannot do it everywhere at once so we have created a focal point for the battle now, at the time and place of our choosing, in Iraq. Not in New York, not in London, or Paris, or Berlin, but in Iraq, where we did and are doing two very important things.

(1) We deposed Saddam Hussein. Whether Saddam Hussein was directly involved in 9/11 or not, it is undisputed that Saddam has been actively supporting the terrorist movement for decades. Saddam is or was a terrorist, a weapon of mass destruction, who is responsible for the deaths of probably more than a million Iraqis and two million Iranians.

(2) We created a battle, a confrontation, a flash point, with Islamic terrorism in Iraq. We have focused the battle. We are killing bad guys there and the ones we get there we won't have to get here, or somewhere else. We also have a good shot at creating a democratic, peaceful Iraq, which will be a catalyst for democratic change in the rest of the Middle East, and an outpost for a stabilizing American military presence in the Middle East for as long as it is needed.

The Europeans could have done this, but they didn't, and they won't. We now know that rather than opposing the rise of the Jihadist, the French, Germans, and Russians were selling them arms - we have found more than a million tons of weapons and munitions in Iraq. If Iraq was not a threat to anyone, why did Saddam need a million tons of weapons?

And Iraq was paying for much of these French, German, and Russian arms with money skimmed from the UN Oil For Food Program that was supposed to pay for food, medicine, and education, for Iraqi children.
World War II, the war with the German and the Japanese Nazis, really began with a "whimper" in 1928. It did not begin with Pearl Harbor. It began with the Japanese invasion of China. It was a war for fourteen years before America joined it. It officially ended in 1945 - a 17 year war - and was followed by another decade of US occupation in Germany and Japan to get those countries reconstructed and running on their own again . . a 27 year war.

World War II cost the United States an amount equal to approximately a full year's GDP - adjusted for inflation, equal to about $12 trillion dollars, WWII cost America more than 400,000 killed in action, and nearly 100,000 still missing in action.

The Iraq war has, so far, cost the US about $180 billion, which is roughly what 9/11 cost New York. (What will the next hit cost in $ & lives if we wait until the Jahadist have nuclear weapons???) It has also cost over 2,000 American lives, which is roughly 2/3 of the lives that the Jihadist snuffed on 9/11.

But the cost of not fighting and winning WWII would have been unimaginably greater - a world now dominated by German and Japanese Nazism.

Americans have a short attention span, conditioned I suppose by 60 minute TV shows and 2-hour movies in which everything comes out okay. The real world is not like that. It is messy, uncertain, and sometimes bloody and ugly. Always has been, and probably always will be.

If we do this thing in Iraq successfully, it is probable that the Reformation will ultimately prevail. Many Muslims in the Middle East hope it will. We will be there to support it. It has begun in some countries, e. g. Libya, Dubai and Saudi Arabia. If we fail, the Inquisition will probably prevail, and terrorism from Islam will be with us for all the foreseeable future, because the Inquisition, the Jihadist, believe they are called by Allah to kill all the Infidels, and that death in Jihad is glorious.

The bottom line here is that we will have to deal with Islamic terrorism until we defeat it (or are defeated by it), whenever that is. It will not go away on its own. It WILL NOT go away if we ignore it.

If the US can create a reasonably democratic and stable Iraq, then we have an "England" in the Middle East, a platform, from which we can work to help modernize and moderate the Middle East. The history of the world is the clash between the forces of relative civility and civilization, and the barbarians clamoring at the gates. The Iraq war is merely another battle in this ancient and never-ending war. Now, for the first time ever, the barbarians are about to get nuclear weapons unless WE prevent them.

The Iraq war is expensive, and uncertain, yes. But the consequences of not fighting and winning it will be horrifically greater. We have four options:

1. We can defeat the Jihad now, before it gets nuclear weapons.

2. We can fight the Jihad later, after it gets nuclear weapons (which may be as early as next year, if Iran's progress on nuclear weapons is what Iran claims it is).

3. We can surrender to the Jihad and accept its dominance in the Middle East, now, in Europe in the next few years or decades, and ultimately in America.

4. Or we can stand down now, and pick up the fight later when the Jihad is more widespread and better armed, perhaps after the Jihad has dominated France and Germany, which is well underway, and maybe most of the rest of Europe. It will be more dangerous, more expensive, and much bloodier then.

Yes, the Jihadist say that they look forward to an Islamic America. If you oppose this war, I hope you like the idea that your children, or grandchildren, may live in an Islamic America under the Mullahs and the Sharia (Islamic law as dictated by the Qur'an), an America that resembles Iran today.

We can be defeatist peace-activists as anti-war types seem to be, and concede, surrender, to Jihad, or we can do whatever it takes to win this war against it.

The history of the world is the history of civilizational clashes -cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilization should be like (usually dominated by religious dogma), and the most determined always win.

Those who are willing to be the most ruthless win. The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.

In the 20th century, it was Western democracy vs. communism, and before that Western democracy vs. Nazism, and before that Western democracy vs. German Imperialism. Western democracy won, three times, but it wasn't cheap, fun, nice, easy, or quick. Indeed, the wars against German imperialism (WWI), Nazi imperialism (WWII), and communist imperialism (the 40-year Cold War that included the Vietnam War, itself a major battle in a larger war) covered almost the entire century.

The first major war of the 21st Century is the war between Western Judeo/Christian Civilization and Wahhabi Islam. It may last a few more years, or most of this century. It will last until the Wahhabi branch of Islam fades away, or gives up its ambitions for regional and global dominance through Jihad, or until Western Civilization gives in to the Jihad.

Some say we went to Iraq without the needed troop numbers. Indeed, one senior general was forcibly retired because he claimed we needed more troops. We went with the troop levels General Tommy Franks asked for. We deposed Saddam in 30 days with light casualties, much lighter than we expected.

The real problem in Iraq is that we are trying to be nice - we are trying to fight a minority of the population that is Jihadi, and trying to avoid killing the large majority that is not. We could flatten Fallujah in minutes with a flight of B52s, or seconds with one nuclear cruise missile - but we don't. We're trying to do brain surgery, not amputate the patient's head. The Jihadis amputate heads.

That we went to Iraq with too little planning is a specious argument. It supposes that if we had just had the right plan the war would have been easy, cheap, quick and clean.

That is not an option. It is a guerrilla war against a determined enemy and no such war ever has been or ever will be easy, cheap, quick, and clean. This is not TV.

That we proved ourselves incapable of governing and providing security is also a specious argument. It was never our intention to govern and provide security. It was our intention from the beginning to do just enough to enable the Iraqis to develop a representative government and their own military and police forces to provide their own security, and that is happening. The US and the Brit's and other countries there have trained over 100,000 Iraqi police and military, now, and will have trained more than 200,000 by the end of next year. We are in the process of transitioning operational control for security back to Iraq.
It will take time. It will not go with no hitches. Again, this is not TV.
Remember, perspective is everything, and America's schools teach too little history for perspective to be clear, especially in the young American mind.

The Cold war lasted from about 1947 at least until the Berlin Wall came down in 1989. Forty-two years. Europe spent the first half of the19th century fighting Napoleon, and from 1870 to 1945 fighting Germany.
World War II began in 1928, lasted 17 years, plus a ten year occupation, and the US still has troops in Germany and Japan. World War II resulted in the death of more than 50 million people, maybe more than 100 million people, depending on which estimates you accept.

The US has taken a little more than 2,000 KIA in Iraq. The US took more than 4,000 killed in action on the morning of June 6, 1944, the first day of the Normandy Invasion to rid Europe of Nazi Imperialism. In WWII the US averaged 2,000 KIA a week for four years. Most of the individual battles of WWII lost more Americans than the entire Iraq war has done so far.

But the stakes are at least as high . . . a world dominated by representative governments with civil rights, human rights, and personal freedoms . . . or a world dominated by the radical Islamic Wahhabi movement, by the Jihadist under the Mullahs and the Sharia.

I do not understand why America does not grasp this.
They favor human rights, civil rights, liberty and freedom, but evidently not for Iraqis. In America, absolutely, but nowhere else.

300,000 Iraqi bodies in mass graves in Iraq are not our problem. The U.S. population is about twelve times that of Iraq, so let's multiply300,000 by twelve. What would you think if there were 3,600,000 American bodies in mass graves in America because of George Bush? Would you hope for another country to help liberate America?

"Peace Activists" always seem to demonstrate where it's safe - in America. For this privilege, they should thank U.S. veterans.

Why don't we see Peace Activists demonstrating in Iran, Syria, Iraq, Sudan, North Korea, in the places in the world that really need peace activism the most?

The liberal mentality is supposed to favor human rights, civil rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc., but if the Jihad wins, wherever the Jihad wins, it is the end of civil rights, human rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc. Americans who oppose the liberation of Iraq are coming down on the side of their own worst enemy.
If the Jihad wins, it will be the death of Liberalism.

Sadly, most Americans just don't get it.

Raymond S. Kraft is a writer and lawyer living in Northern California.
Please consider passing along copies of this to students in high school, college and university as it contains information about the American past that is very meaningful TODAY - - history about America that very likely is completely unknown by them (and their instructors, too). By being denied the facts and truth of our history, they are at a decided disadvantage when it comes to reasoning and thinking through the issues of today. They are prime targets for misinformation campaigns beamed at enlisting them in causes and beliefs that are special interest agenda driven.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Leprechaun in the Hood

As of this past Friday, I’ve discovered that the phenomenon of group dynamics also includes mass stupidity. Actually, no, I knew that all along, however this is the latest in evidence that this is true. I’ve also discovered that it can lead to hilarious musical artistry

Click the link and all will be explained:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/leprechaun.html

An entire group of people believe that there is actually a leprechaun in their neighborhood living in a tree and, of course, bearing gold. Why, because the way that the moon shines on the tree at night creates an image that looks somewhat like a leprechaun.

Let me shed some light on the issue: As a child, I recall sleeping on a bottom bunkbed staring up at the wooden board supporting the upper bed and being able to pick out shapes that looked like figures. Later, when we moved into another house, I slept in a room with a window. The moonlight shining through the trees outside cast a shadow that looked like monsters outside my window. I have long since come to the conclusion that these images in the dark were merely figments of my imagination, but they were still quite scary and interesting at the time. I’m sure many people have experienced something similar trying to find shapes in clouds.

So here we have what appears to be an entire population of people, or nearly if you don’t include the guy with the shadow theory who seems rather sane, who believe that such a vision is real. And it doesn’t even look like a leprechaun either! To me, it looks like just another branch with moss on it. So I ask you after watching these reports, tell me just how stupid can some people get?

Oh, and happy belated April Fools Day.