Sunday, October 31, 2004

Only Hollywood could make him a Hero

Well, ladies and gents, tonight was Halloween night. Tonight was the night I do the usual” stay home, pass out candy to trick-or-treaters, wear my wolfman mask to shake a few kids up and sit down to watch a few horror movies. And so I decided to watch two of the political world’s most recent and finest pieces of horror. First up was “Going Upriver: The Long War of John Kerry,” a horror film in the sense that it made John Kerry look like a war hero and an American patriot during and after the Vietnam War. The second was “Stolen Honor: Wounds That Never Heal,” a horror film in the sense that it depicts the real horror that the Vietnam vets went through as a result of John Kerry’s anti-war activities. I had planned to watch both of these movies in that particular order in case “Going Upriver” turned out to be another liberal fluff piece and “Stolen Honor” was the antithesis to get me out of its spell. As usual, I was right. And so, as I watched these movies through a masked that was starting to skew my vision and make me go buck-eyed, what came across was presented so clearly that I saw it crystal clear.

As I watched “Going Upriver,” I kept in the back of my mind all or most of the points that the Republicans have made about him regarding his Vietnam service and his activities afterwards. I went into watching this film expecting that those points be either refuted or exposed as lies. Then I remembered that I haven’t seen a single Democrat properly defend themselves in a long time. So instead, the points made against Kerry, the irrefutable facts, were dodged.

I’ll start by making a few good points about the film, because even with America’s favorite flip-flopping presidential candidate, there’s a good side to him. The good news about Kerry was that he was up to apologize for participating in the Vietnam War. One cannot say that fighting a war for the wrong reason was an entirely honorable thing to do. To follow orders from your country to kill any Vietnamese you see is not an honorable thing to do for your country. John Kerry saw this and felt that he had to do something about it. That is honorable.

And now for the film’s flaws. The points made against John Kerry for his war record were not addressed in this film. I haven’t seen anyone address these points and I feel that they will never be properly be refuted. The film talks about how when John Kerry returned, he participated in the anti-war movement and when a fence was built around the White House, he along with thousands of others threw his medals over the fence. One by one, you see these guys throw the medals over the fence. John Kerry, one of the last to throw his medals, didn’t throw with a lot of momentum. Instead, he gave them a brief underhand toss with little momentum at all. What they don’t tell you is that months ago, John Kerry used those medals so that he could further his political agenda and become the lead Democratic candidate. What can one conclude from this? He tossed those medals with little momentum so that he could find them later and keep them for when he could show them off.

The movie also mentions that John Kerry got to testify his Anti-War case in front of the Committee of Foreign Relations. He rallied up a few more Vets for this cause and took his case in. He spoke with a chillingly somber tone about the evils that the war had brought upon the people of Vietnam and that America had created monsters. This was a major boost for the Anti-War movement and all that, but there’s just one problem. You know that part in the testimony that they keep running in the “Swift Boat Veterans for Truth” ads that has Kerry talking about soldiers cutting off limbs, raping, tying electrical wires to human genitals and turning up the power as a way of treating the Vietnamese? That part is cleverly skipped over in “Going Upriver.” Why? Because it was a false testimony. Ask the majority of Vets themselves. They know Kerry slandered them all some thirty years ago, but they exclude that in this movie for the purpose of making Kerry look good only.

All in all, “Going Upriver” does have a bunch of very good points. It’s built on a good premise which is realizing that Vietnam was a war that shouldn’t have happened and doing something to stop it. For that I give it credit. It’s weaknesses lie in the topics that it doesn’t tackle and leaves any curious Republican such as myself still looking for a few answers. So if you can watch this movie, please do, but make sure that you watch it along with our next movie “Stolen Honor.”

I also thought this was an amusing idea to interject. Apparently, the director of “Going Upriver” was the same director of “Pumping Iron,” the documentary that turned Ah-nold Schwarzenegger into a movie star. Months ago, I heard on the news that a Vietnam Veterans was saying that John Kerry was the kind of soldier that only Hollywood could turn into a hero. So I guess if director George Butler can make Arnie look like a movie hero, then whoever said that tidbit about John-boy was right on the money.

“Stolen Honor” is to “Going Upriver” what movies like “Fahrenhype 9/11” and “Celcius 41.11” are to “Fahrenheit 9/11.” Although “Going Upriver” and “Fahrenheit 9/11” are vastly different in the honesty department, there’s one thing that ties them together. They are Liberal propaganda pieces that cast a spell on their viewer that will make them want to go out and spread the news about it. The only problem is that neither movies are entirely correct and whoever watches them needs to go under treatment, take two right-wing pills and call their doctor in the morning to counter the illness. “Stolen Honor” is the best way to do it and it’s a damn good treatment too.

You see, when John Kerry returned from the war and joined the anti-war movement, the extent of his actions led to the unfair torture of thousands more Veterans that the ones you saw in “Going Upriver” tossing their medals over the fence. Matter of fact, as this film will tell you, many of those guys weren’t even in the Vietnam War. They were phonies who tossed either fake medals or ones they didn’t earn over that fence. But back to the point, John-boy’s testimony in which was branded the Vets as psychos not only slandered them but prolonged the sentences of captured American troops. Thanks to John, these Vets were subject to torture until they confessed to crimes they hadn’t committed against civilians. They signed a piece of paper and it went down in history that all these men were crooks and when they returned to the country they so loved, they were spat on, hated and even roughed up by their fellow citizens. Carlton Sherwood, the director and host of this feature, knows what he’s talking about. He was there in Vietnam too. He remembers being slandered by Kerry and hated by his fellow people.

So basically, the actions of John Kerry were far from Patriotic. He had the right idea, which was stopping the war, but he had the wrong way of going about it and that led to the suffering of even more people than those he represented. I’m going to paraphrase my grandfather on this one: It’s a bit like playing chess. In order to win, one needs to think at least two steps ahead. This same rule applies for real life. The rule applies for Bush whose actions were not pretty but ultimately led to the Freedom of two oppressed nations. Now Kerry liked to brag about how he was such a war hero by ending the Vietnam War. He didn’t think two steps ahead though. Step one was stop the war. Step two would have been the right way to do it, but slandering good men doesn’t count as a right way. So instead, his actions led to worse things than intended. Now since he his war record as a centerpiece for his campaign, even though it was a grave error, why should we trust him as president?

As you go into the voting centers this Tuesday, think about that.

Monday, October 25, 2004

Just a Joke?

The hypocrites of the AIM newsgroup never cease to amaze me.

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20041025%2F1402919596.htm&sc=1103

Paper Apologizes for Assassination Remark

LONDON (AP) - A British newspaper apologized Monday for a weekend article in which a writer appeared to call for the assassination of President Bush. In a regular column in The Guardian newspaper's Saturday TV listings magazine, Charlie Brooker described Bush in scathing terms, and concluded: ``John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr., where are you now that we need you?''

Booth assassinated President Lincoln, Oswald killed President Kennedy and Hinckley wounded President Reagan.

The Guardian's apology described Brooker's comments as ``flippant and tasteless'' but said they were ``intended as an ironic joke, not as a call to action - an intention he believed regular readers of his humorous column would understand.''

There you have it, folks. If it’s Anti-Bush, it’s skewed and put in big letters on the front page. If it’s Pro-Bush, it’s skewed and put in big letters on the front page and people like me find it embarrassing. If you haven’t noticed by now that the article’s title makes it look like an actual death threat but the truth is it was just a joke, now you know.

It was the second time this month the newspaper was embroiled in a trans-Atlantic political controversy. Previously, it invited readers to write letters to unaffiliated voters in Clark County, Ohio, a swing state, about the importance of the Nov. 2 election. Clark County contains the city of Springfield.

The newspaper's Web site said letter-writers were free to support either Bush or Sen. John Kerry but noted that a Guardian poll showed 47 percent of Britons backed Kerry and 16 percent supported Bush.

After being overwhelmed by responses, most of them hostile, the newspaper ended the campaign after their Web site was broken into by hackers.

Hmm, a bunch of dumb Brits voice their opinion like it matters in our country and get hacked by Pro-Bush Nazis. As a Republican, I find these guys embarrassing to my party as well. This sort of thing rarely happens coming from Republicans in comparison to how many time the Democrats pull shit like this, but when it does…fuck’em.

Enough is Enough

I don’t know how much longer of this I can really take. I may be good friends with my boss and everything, but dammit I can’t keep doing everything for him. Today, I quizzed him on his Astronomy test which he studied for the day before and tested in today. Matter of fact, make that both of us tested for it today. I think I did OK, although it was a damn tough test. Seb, my boss, did worse. I know this because he proved to me this morning that he can’t remember anything for more than three seconds when it comes to Astronomy.

After that, we went to see his film teacher. He couldn’t see the required movies for his midterm because the Asian gal who works at the Media Center didn’t understand him when he asked to watch movies. I found out why today: He didn’t even tell her that I set up a list of stuff for him to watch and put it in his pack. Something which I specifically told him to tell her time and time again. Now his movie class midterm was due today, but we managed to extend the due date for another week. We’ve also set it up so that he should know what to watch for the rest of this week and when to watch it. All I can say is, he’d better not mess this one up.

Lastly, as we left the Media Center, Seb reached the peak of his stress and yakked up all over the place.

You ever see the kind of movie where the lead character has had it up to his neck with what he’s doing and his emotions are paralleled by an explosion of sorts? The very moment Seb blew chunks, I had that movie moment happen to me.

As I cleaned him up, I told him straight up that I couldn’t do it much longer. I’ve been doing free work for him out of the kindness of my heart this whole semester, but I can’t do it for the rest of the year.

Our little experiment of seeing how Seb could handle things without an aide has failed. He is just too much to take care of for someone in my position. In conclusion, he’s going to have an aide next semester. No question about it.

Ugh, this is too much for me.

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Bleh

So after another run with the ole “no connection” deal again, I log onto AIM to see that 50 Iraqi soldiers were slaughtered. I clicked the link hoping to see that by Iraqi soldiers they really meant to say 50 Iraqi insurgents, something that would be common for the AIM news team, I read through it and found it to be actually mostly true for once. 50 Iraqi soldiers just fresh from a training mission were slaughtered by insurgents. Charming. If we’d done the same to them, it would be considered a victory on all accounts. If we’d taken nude photos of Iraqi prisoners, we’d never hear the end of it.

As for the rest of my day, I took my boss’ new laptop home yesterday so my dad and I could fiddle with it and get it upgraded. Yesterday, I tried to upgrade the damn thing while at work on his 56k modem. It took two hours to download the upgrade for Netscape Communicator and several more hours to find out that it wouldn’t work on his computer because it’s completely out of date. DESPITE the fact that it’s only 5 years old!

I played with his computer more today. This time, I tried hooking it up to the LAN network we have at home so that I could use the cable modem and not blow 6 hours on NOT upgrading. Didn’t work because there’s no driver upgrade available for his computer to be able to read the LAN USB connector. Makes me glad I don’t have to give it back to him for a week and a half because it’s going to take that long to make at least ONE upgrade.

And now I have to cram a bit for an Astronomy test I have tomorrow. I tried studying for it with my boss over the phone because we both needed it. I’ll just say that he’s likeliest to do worse on this test than the last one. ><.

Now then, if you’ll excuse me…

Friday, October 15, 2004

Hey Hey Hey, We’re bad at this!

Let me give you some back story here. I love Scooby Doo, I hated the movie, I love Garfield, I hated the movie, I thought Inspector Gadget was cool, the movie sucked worse than an Oreck vaccuum… I could go on and on about how bad Hollywood is when it comes to taking a perfectly good kids show and turning it into a live action movie. Except for “The Flintstones.” That was actually good. And maybe “George of the Jungle,” but I never saw the cartoon.

Anyhow, let me get to the point. I never liked Fat Albert nor did I ever see an episode of the show. Although I couldn’t go through life not having seen the advertisements for the full “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” collection on DVD.

But now, I see this:
http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=fatalbert

Hollywood can’t even get it right when it comes to cartoons that I don’t like. No offense to Bill Cosby or anyone else, but they got it wrong here too. Kenan Thompson, who I used to enjoy when I first saw him in “Good Burger” alongside his longtime comic partner Kel Mitchell, is the last person I’d choose to play Fat Albert… If I ever did a Fat Albert movie myself, that is. He’s just too short! And he apparently can’t keep the voice either!

Hollywood, if any of you morons are reading this, heed my warning: I won’t see it in the theatre, I’m not seeing it on video and I won’t even bother getting a hot copy. Next time you decide to make a movie based on a popular kids show, even if it was only popular 20-30 years ago, you need to either hire the people who worked on the show or the fans who obviously know the material better than you do.

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Family Life Essay

The Following is a copy of my Family Life essay for my English 151 class. Should anything happen to it, I'm posting here. So if you want to read it, go right on ahead. You might learn a few things about me.


One of the most important lessons that family life will teach you is your prerogative towards your family. In other words, your necessary obedience to your family; what you owe them. This phenomenon comes from conditioned love that is passed down from generation to generation of family members. The generations that came before you were good enough to love you and take care of you and even give you life and nourishment as you grew. Because of this, it is the proper duty of any family member to make family care a number one priority.

Over the summer, my grandparents from my mother’s side of the family came down to visit. We discovered then that my grandfather was having certain trouble walking. He told us it was sciatica, a condition in which a pinched nerve sends shooting pains down one’s appendage. In his case, that appendage was his leg. We later discovered after they left that he had no ordinary condition of sciatica. An X-ray scan revealed that he had a tumor in his back that was pressing against his nerve. After a closer examination, it looked like there were 3 possible options. 1. They leave the tumor in there and he suffers with it for the rest of his life. 2. They cut out the tumor along with the chunk of the hip that it’s attached to. 3. They cut out the tumor, the hip and his whole leg. There was no good option.

Because the doctors in the New Orleans area where my grandfather lived didn’t want to deal with the tumor, my grandfather flew to Texas where a branch of the hospital was willing to take a look at his hip. They opened up his back to get a better look at the tumor. It didn’t look good. It looked like the latter two of the options would most likely have to happen. Now, we’d already anticipated this so we knew what was going to have to happen if he was going to have all that removed: I would have to go down there and take care of him and my grandmother until he could get back on his feet and take care of himself again. They wanted me to do it because I was the only one in the family with experience in taking care of the invalid and he seemed to like me the best. There were my cousins who lived in New Orleans nearby him who could take care of him, but he didn’t have much faith in them and knew that I was more likely to make something of myself. Of course, if I had to go down there and take care of him, I would have to clear out and quit all my classes at College of Marin. It would put me back another semester, but I was ready to do it.

The morning after his back opening, I was on my way into San Francisco with my boss on a bus. I called him up at his hotel in Texas and talked with him. He was in surprisingly good spirits, especially considering that he was probably about to lose his hip. I told him that I was ready to take care of him if I had to. He also offered me a few thousand dollars for my education if I came down and took care of him. I told him that he didn’t have to because I was already prepared to take care of him no matter what. That’s what I owed him. That’s what I owed him for his support going through life. He helped take care of me when I was little and I was prepared to take care of him in his old age.

But there was an unexpected twist in this series of events. One that proved there was a happy ending after all. After getting a better look at the tumor, another doctor said that he could fix the problem without sawing anything off. Instead, he would just chip a chunk off of the tumor so that it wouldn’t rub up against his nerves. And that is exactly what wound up happening. My grandfather is fine again, he doesn’t have to lose a leg or a hip, I don’t have to go down there and take care of him, and he’s been walking fine ever since the surgery. Matter of fact, he could walk the day after the surgery. But despite the fact that he’s alright now fine, I would have helped him if I had to. It would be my duty to my family.

Such things as my grandfather’s problem have been common lately in my family. My other grandfather had a small heart attack only two weeks ago. As a result, he could not walk for a while. A week ago, my dad went to visit him and my grandfather. It turns out that my dad wound up doing everything I would have had to do if I had to go take care of my grandfather. Only this was for a week. My dad’s dad had trouble getting up the first few days my dad was over there. He had some trouble walking too. But now, he’s already better and he’ll continue to get better as the weeks go on. My dad did his part for his dad. I will have to do my part for someone too someday. I’ll have to wait and see though.

I read a short story once that best sums up the mystery of one’s prerogative towards family. It was called “The Rich Brother” by Tobias Wolff. In this story, we have two brothers, Pete and Donald. Pete is older and wiser and has done quite well settling down with a family of his own. Donald is practically a drifter who has no home and eventually winds up having to rely on Pete for many things. When the story begins, Donald tells Pete that he’s quitting his job and Pete offers to take him in. As the story continues, the brothers talk with each other in the car on the way over to Pete’s house. Along the way, they pick up a stranger who tells them that he wants to open up a gold mine. When Pete goes to sleep, Donald invests a hundred dollars that Pete gave him earlier in this gold mine and drops the man off at a location earlier than the one he’d specified before. As it appears, Donald has been robbed of all he has and doesn’t even know it.

When Pete awakes to this news, he is furious that Donald fell for such a dirty trick. So furious in fact that Donald decides to call it quits. He doesn’t want to be a burden on Pete anymore and decides to get out of the car at the side of the road. As Pete drives off, he thinks about what he’s doing. He thinks about the consequences of his actions and as he does, he slows down his car and, as the text implies, turns around to go get Donald again.

Strangely, after reading this story, I thought that if Pete continued on, that would have been the best thing for him to do. It would help Donald become stronger, it would make Pete stronger; it would have helped them both in a way. But Pete had to look after his brother. As a member of the family he owed it to him. He owes it to him just as I owe it to my grandfather and my dad owes it to his dad. That is the prerogative one has towards their family: to make sure that no one gets left behind.

Bibliography
Tobias Wolff, “The Rich Brother,” Making Literature Matter, Schilb and Clifford.
Bedford/St. Martin’s, 2003, p. 391-403

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Republican Bias in School Newspaper

This is kinda exciting. Last Friday, my Political Sciences teacher announced that a writer for the school newspaper was looking for a Republican student to interview in their paper about current events. Turns out he misunderstood what the person said and what the writer was really was looking for was a panel of students, one for Democrats and the other for Republicans.

Anyhow, I signed on and gave the teacher my phone number. Hope I get a call soon. And in case I do get chosen, I’m taking my video camera with me in case they decide to misquote me.

I Told Ya So

Remember how a while back I blogged on that Italian group revolting against "Shark Tale" and how that plan might backfire on them? Well, right now I can't tell if I love being right or hate being right at the moment.

10/11/2004: "Shark Tale swims past competition"

DreamWorks' Shark Tale featuring the voices of Will Smith and Robert De Niro in the story of fishy mobsters, bit off $31.7 million for the three days beginning Friday, taking its 10-day catch to $87.7 million. The film cost about $70 million to make.


http://www.animated-news.com/archives/00002508.html

So much for the evil Italian shark mafia stereotypes.

Scoreboard
Goombah's: 1
Italians: 0

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Guess what, fool?

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1107&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20041006%2F1707201115.htm&sc=1107&photoid=20041006MAC107

This is classic skewing. The article title reads "U.S. Report Finds No Evidence of Iraq WMD." This is, of course, bullshit. But the news likes to hammer on about this for as long as they possibly can. Then you scroll down and you find this little piece of news:

Under questioning from Levin, Duelfer said his report found that aluminum tubes suspected of being used for enriching uranium for use in a nuclear bomb were likely destined for conventional rockets and that there is no evidence Iraq sought uranium abroad after 1991. Both findings contradict claims made by Bush and other top administration officials before the war the Bush administration before the war.

It's shaky evidence, I admit, but the part about uranium is a lie. For anyone who doesn’t know, we found a few tons of uranium a few months back. The press just brushes over all the WMD materials though because there were still NO WMD’S (Emphasis on the word NO.) And what else can we learn from this article?

But Duelfer also supports Bush's argument that Saddam remained a threat. Interviews with the toppled leader and other former Iraqi officials made clear that Saddam had not lost his ambition to pursue weapons of mass destruction and hoped to revive his weapons program if U.N. sanctions were lifted, his report said.

Oh, so he WAS after WMD’s. Wow, figured that one out.

Saddam believed his use of chemical weapons against Iran prevented Iraq's defeat in that war. He also was prepared to use such weapons in 1991 if the U.S.-led coalition had tried to topple him in the 1991 Persian Gulf War.
White House spokesman Scott McClellan said Tuesday that Saddam was ``a gathering threat that needed to be taken seriously, that it was a matter of time before he was going to begin pursuing those weapons of mass destruction.''
But before the war, the Bush administration cast Saddam as an immediate threat, not a gathering threat.
For example, Bush said in October 2002 that ``Saddam Hussein still has chemical and biological weapons and is increasing his capabilities to make more.'' Bush also said then, ``The evidence indicates that Iraq is reconstituting its nuclear weapons program.''
Interviews with Saddam left Duelfer's team with the impression Saddam was more concerned about Iran and Israel as enemies than he was about the United States. Saddam appeared to hold out hope that U.S. leaders ultimately would recognize that it was in the country's interest to deal with Iraq as an important, secular, oil-rich Middle Eastern nation, the report found.


It figures. We could have just let them go so that they could shoot chemical AND nuclear missiles at each other down the road. And people would ask the United States why we didn’t do anything about it. And once Saddam was done nukin’ up Iran, you think he’d stop there? HELL no.

The moral of the story: if you ever log onto AIM and the window that pops up reads “Final Report: No Iraq WMD,” don’t hesitate to open it up and take a read. They ALWAYS do this sort of thing when it comes to us Republicans.

Think you’ll hear about this on the news? Nah, not likely.

Back in Black

That's right folks. In case you're wndering where I've been all this time, the cable router at my house screwed up. For some reason, the guy from the cable company came by and said he could only fix it so that my mom's computer would get the Internet. Then my dad comes home from visiting his dad in Louisiana and he has everything up and running in 15 minutes. Something tells me the cable company pays that other guy too much.

But I'm back. I'm baaaaaaaack, baaaaaaaaack, I'm back in black, yes I'm back in blaaaaaaaack, yeah!

I know, I'm totally old school.