Feel The Burn

Looks like the military is creating some nice, new technology. Non-lethal weaponry, to be exact, but highly effective. Click the link to the video page below, and you can get the 411 on the “Active Denial System” a ray gun that does not kill, but raises the body temperature on large groups of people to about 130 degrees Fahrenheit. They presume this sort of technology will be good for crowd control when it comes to riots.

http://www.foxnews.com/video2/launchPage.html?012507/012507_weapon&Weapon%20of%20the%20Future&FNL&Military%20shows%20off%20ray%20gun%20that%20makes%20targets%20feel%20on%20fire&Technology&-1&Weapon%20of%20the%20Future&Video%20Launch%20Page&News

Top army General McRightwinger said in another statement today that he’s in talks with the Republican Students at San Francisco State to make a miniaturized version of this baby for their events.

The Difference Between Left and Right

I’m proud to say that yesterday I finally had my first class at San Francisco State. I got into Intro to Filmmaking without any trouble; it was getting around there for the first time that was trouble. All in all, my day there was fine, but I did want to bring up one thing. One of the first things I noticed were posters all over the campus promoting an anti-war rally this Saturday. And I mean there were tons of these fliers all around this place. There more fliers than mildew collecting on the trees. Among these fliers were more fliers that had a picture of Karl Marx on them saying “Why Marxism still matters.” Basically, they point out on this flier the few good things a communist regime promotes, perhaps sometime before the regime plummets into corruption and genocide like practically every one out there.

BUT then there were OTHER fliers. Fliers which were actually fewer in numbers but represented another viewpoint. An on-campus group called “College Republicans at San Francisco State University” had fliers up around campus with the same picture of Karl Marx on them, only with a cancellation sign over the photo and text that read “Karl Marx got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.”

Let me get one thing straight. I usually get turned off by any organization when they start cussing and name-calling at the drop of a hat. That’s what I got from the left when I decided to be a Republican from many people around me. Now, I see this attitude going from the right-wing to the left-wing. I don’t know now if I want to support this organization. My point is this: if you’re going to get support, at least try to appear proper.

I’ve been to their website now at www.GatorGOP.com. I’ve seen the videos they have on the site and I’m right now listening to their video podcasts. Basically, they are the most hated organization on campus just for being Republicans. The Muslim groups hate them for stepping all over a poster with the Hezbollah and Hamas flags on them, an activity that I can completely condone and agree with even. Their events have been basically attacked by most of the campus. Watch the videos on the site, listen to the podcasts and you’ll see just how much these guys are victimized. The schoolboard members want them out of their school.

All things considered, I think I’ll be seeing how I can support these guys.

Jib-Jabbery

Two of Jib-Jabs latest and funniest. Thought I might share'em. Watch out for for some foul humor.

Do I Creep You Out Send To Friends Funny Animations at JibJab

Shawshank in a Minute Send To Friends Funny Animations at JibJab

Wii Represent

This just in: the Nintendo Wii is just to die for. Or to be more specific, to drink too much water and get water poisoning for:

A Californian woman died of water poisoning after taking part in a bizarre drinking contest to win a computer games console, according to US authorities.

Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead in her home in Rancho Cordova, California, on Friday after drinking as much water as she could without going to the toilet

A preliminary investigation by the local coroner determined that her death was "consistent with a water intoxication death". It is not yet known how much water she drank.

Ms Strange, a mother-of-three, had taken part in radio station KDND 107.9's "hold your wee for a Wii" contest, in a bid to win a Nintendo Wii video games system.

Laura Rios, one of Ms Strange's colleagues at Radiological Associates of Sacramento, said Ms Strange had complained of a severe headache after participating in the contest.

Ms. Rios said: "She said to one of our supervisors that she was on her way home and her head was hurting her real bad. She was crying and that was the last that anyone had heard from her."

In all seriousness though, this is rather unique. I can’t blame this woman really for making this mistake. I mean, come on. Who’s heard of water poisoning?

I’m probably going to get a comment on that.

Extra Mayo

My good film buddy Nick Coccellato has finished his very own short film (that I acted in) that answers the question “How would you like your sandwich done?” The answer: one light on the mustard with an extra taste of chasing action:

The next time anyone asks me to watch their sandwich for them, I’m asking them if it’s alright if I can stuff it in my pocket.

Harry Potter Rap

Who’d have known that the “Hogwartz Krew” could bust out the rhymes like us mixmastah muggles? Warning: Not work safe either.

Crazy Shayla

For the past several months, Lauren and I have been dealing with this insane little girl who lives in the body of a grown woman who lives in Arizona. She’s been calling our friends and various other people threatening to kill, hurt and sic her dog on people. Even gone as far as threatening to eat people with her hair. She’s lied, taken advantage of mentally challenged people for the sake of getting other people’s phone numbers so she can harass more people, gone to great lengths to hurl death threats at people and then some.

Why you ask? She’s still jealous about losing her boyfriend over the summer and she’s getting her revenge by making every woman connected to him miserable. If you don’t believe me, click the link here:

(Warning: Not Work Safe)
http://www.geocities.com/opud00/ShaylaEdited.mp3

The voice you here is the voice of Shayla having left several messages on the machine of Gabby, a mentally handicapped girl who she’s been taking advantage of and abusing over the phone. It doesn’t take a military genius to tell that this girl needs to be locked up. Fortunately for us, she’s gone and threatened the wrong people, namely a lawyer who lives here in California.

Let me put it to you this way. If you threaten me, that’s one thing. Just don’t do it too much, or you’re in trouble. Ask my old work parter Erik. He’ll tell you. If you threaten my girlfriend, you’re instantly in trouble. Period. You’ve gone too far. And if you threaten a lawyer, not only are you in trouble but your cocky @$$ is oughtta town. Kapiche? Good. I’m glad we understand each other.

Obama Sin Laden?

Every once in a while, I get one of these e-mails from my uncle. Then I check it out at Snopes.com to find out that it’s actually bunk. Here’s the e-mail in it’s entirety:

This is the "dude" that some people want to be the next President of the United States

Scary isn't it???????

Speaking bluntly, in a real presidential election, no one in their right mind would vote for Obama. That would be like voting for the guy who just moved in down the street from you, that you wave to from time to time but don't know a thing about. That's Obama. He's been a US Senator for about 100 days, give or take a week. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim while admitting that he was once a Muslim, mitigat! ing that damning information by saying that, for two years, he also at tended a Catholic school. Obama's father, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. was a radical Muslim who migrated from Kenya to Jakarta, Indonesia. He met Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas at the University of Hawaii at Manoa. Obama, Sr. andDunham divorced when Barack, Jr. was two. ! Obama's spinmeisters are now attempting to make it appear thatObama's introduction to Islam came from his father and that influence was temporary at best. In reality, the seniorObama returned to Kenya immediately following the divorce and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Dunham married another Muslim, Lolo Soetoro who educated his stepson as a good Muslim by enrolling him in one of Jakarta's Wahabbi schools. Wahabbism is the radical teaching that created the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad on the industrialized world. Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when you are seeking political office in the United States, Obama joined the United Church of Christ to help purge any notion that he is still a Muslim, which, ideologi! cally, he remains today.

Now, here’s what the almighty Snopes.com had to say:

Origins: Barack Obama, 45, served as an Illinois state senator for several years, and in 2004 he won a seat representing that state in the U.S. Senate. His keynote address before the Democratic National Convention in June 2004 brought him national prominence, and he is currently one of the leading contenders for the nomination to represent the Democratic Party in the 2008 presidential election.

Barack Obama has an unusual and interesting background, which the above-quoted piece draws on the paint him as a dangerous, camouflaged radical Muslim. Much of the information presented therein about his background is distorted and exaggerated, however.

When people ask me why I voted Republican, I give them many reasons, one of them being that the Democratic Party for the most part based itself on lies and distortions meant to deface the opposing party. Then I get e-mails like this and it makes me wonder.

Is There A Caretaker In The House?

A good wheelchair bound friend of mine is in need of a little help:

Salary: Negotiable

My name is Sebastian Klopfer and I am looking for a good caretaker living in the Bay Area. I have a condition called Cerebral Palsy, which has put me in a wheelchair. I require much attention and help for many activities such as getting in and out of bed, getting dressed, eating food, travelling, making appointments and many other things. For this job, I can also offer room and board if necessary as the work will be rather demanding. If interested, contact me please:

Cell Phone: (415) 342-3444
Mom's Phone: (415) 342-3405

If anyone knows anyone in desperate need of a job, this is a good one to apply for. Honestly, working for the guy got difficult after a while but it’s a job worthy of someone pursuing.

Boy, Am I Embarrassed

I got a crash-course in the etiquette of properly taxing and tipping the waiter last night after a group trip to Chevy’s. The meal was great of course, but I’m the kind of guy who’s actually never been taught to tip at every chance I got. I always thought it was optional, but I guess I’d better try something new from now on.

I’m 22 years old and getting lectured by my mother for not tipping or taxing correctly. I must be doing something wrong.